LOCATION
@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle/office.
MEALS
@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for.
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
MEDICAL & DENTAL INSURANCE
@ PRISON
You get FREE medical & dental work done
@ WORK
You pay for medical insurance that may or may NOT cover the work you
need done
TIME-OFF
@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
@ WORK
You get more work for good behavior.
DOORS
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.
TV & GAMES
@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
BATHROOM
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet.
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
FAMILY & FRIENDS
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
EXPENSES
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.
BARS
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
AUTHORITY
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens.
@ WORK
They are called managers.
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!
Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails. J
